Laugh Dammit!

hahahaha I love farmer jokes..remember all the farmers daughters and salesmen jokes??

I do love jokes in the vein of "I was just helping the sheep over a fence."

Also this one (out of many boring farm jokes I found, I liked this particular joke):

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

Oh my, well...that was..I mean your joke...that was terrible, Henk. LMAO!!

A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did
you spend?' To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check.
'Dere's no charge,' he says.
'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am, Bubba says, 'it didn't cost me a thing'.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So, I just switched the heads.

hahahah...I loved Henks joke...it was so British..very good..and of course elo...you are just loaded with jokes..where do you find them

Ahhh, The internet is my garden and I have to dig through a lot of weeds to find this lil' flowers.
I wish I could tell you a magic site I go to, but there are hundreds of locations [img]wink.gif[/img]

I met a pretty blonde lady yesterday, I asked her if she wanted to go out, And I was thrilled when she said yes.
I told her I would pick her up about 7:00 And asked where she lived.
She looked up and said she lived at the corner of Walk & Don't walk [img]frown.gif[/img]

I like how you always bring a smile to my face Rog. Thanks.

I don't get it????

LMAO! That is horrible!